2 Days until winter closure....
MONOLITH: Oi Dave, what time is it?
DAVE: two thirty.
MONOLITH: Then go to the dentist and stop speaking like a child.
3 Days till closing for winter...
DAVE: So why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?
MONOLITH: Well if they fell forwards they'd still be on the boat.
4 Days until winter closure...
DAVE: Today I learnt that context is everything because "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" don't always mean the same thing.
MONOLITH: So where were you when you figured this out?
DAVE: A funeral....
Closing in 5 days.
DAVE: Where would you find a cow with no legs?
MONOLITH: Dunno?
DAVE: Pretty much where you left it.
Closing for winter in 6 days.
DAVE: What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of salad?
A chicken sees a salad....
Dave's Marriage Guidance Tips #22.
For Christmas or a Birthday gift buy your partner a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
MONOLITH: I saw that your buddy, The Tin Man was caught in the middle of his heist by a policeman on a road roller!
DAVE: Yeah, silly sod was foiled again.
DAVE: Charles Dickens, lovely chap, great writer but a terrible cook.
MONOLITH: What was wrong with his cooking?
DAVE: Ugh, he was obsessed with only one seasoning, his spice rack had only the best of thymes and the worst of thymes!
MONOLITH: Hey Dave, want a sandwich?
DAVE: Yes please, make me one with everything.
MONOLITH: What, are you a Buddhist now?
- James TOne of the tastiest wood fired pizzas we have eaten. True local hidden gem in Portree Skye.
- Robyn xGreat pizza and great chat. The pizza is amazing and the garlic bread is just something else. Gutted we missed out on the first 2 days of our trip or we'd have probably been on a pizza diet for 3 days. P.s don't recommend sharing a slice with the dog, you might miss that slice.
ChristianWe didn't know where to eat while staying in Portree, pizza is always fine right? That pizza was awesome! Fresh ingredients and a guy who loves his job! It was absolutely delicious! I would give 6/5.
