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Dave's Marriage Guidence Tips #15
Feel like being pampered? just ask your partner this question "Do you know what day it is today"?...

DAVE: Argh, I've lost my homing pigeon, he didn't come home yesterday!.
MONOLITH: Sorry dude but you haven't lost a homing pigeon, if it doesn't come home then all you've lost is a pigeon.

MONOLITH: Here Dave, I bought you an elephant for your room.
DAVE: Thanks buddy!
MONOLITH: Don't mention it.

MONOLITH: Here Dave, I bought you an elephant for your room.
DAVE: Thanks buddy!
MONOLITH: Don't mention it.

MONOLITH: So Dave, how do astronauts deal with claustrophobia?
DAVE: Easy, just give them some space.

DAVE: it's my friend the scarecrows birthday today, some say he's outstanding in his own field but hay, it's in his jeans.

MONOLITH: Hey Dave, can you help me round up my sheep, there's 47 of them.
DAVE: Sure,....50

MONOLITH: Hey Dave, your friends list on your phone are just all the letters of the alphabet, but only 25 of them....?
DAVE: Yeah, I don't know why....


Testimonials

a week ago
Second time visiting Skye within two months, second visit to pizza in the skye - changed our plans today as it was our last day before shipping out to Lewis and Harris, and we couldn't bear to miss the pizza we'd spent all week looking forward to! Don't think we'd take a trip up north without dropping in here now - a one man machine delivering up the best pizza in a country mile, whilst still battering out chat like it's all a doddle. Might need to wait a wee bit for your food, but can't emphasize enough - well worth the wait. Guaranteed to fuel a full Quiraing hike. Cheers!
- Chloe M
2 weeks ago
Gorgeous wood fire pizza with a cool dude serving up the yumminess. My favourite meal on Skye! Hope to be back soon πŸ•πŸ˜
- Jessy M
a week ago
Excellent pizza!
- Bryony B

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