DAVE: I proposed to my ex-wife yesterday but she said 'no', she thinks I'm only after my money.
DAVE: I proposed to my ex-wife yesterday but she said 'no', she thinks I'm only after my money.
Dave's Daily Zen #19
Two sheep in a row boat in the middle of the ocean when a nothing floats past the boat.
First sheep asks: "Did you see that"?
Second Sheep replies: "Nope"
First sheep agrees : "Me neither"
MONOLITH: Nice black eye you got there Dave, where'd you get it?
DAVE: Freakin' zebra went postal at the photoshoot today!, I only asked if he wanted the prints in colour or black and white....
DAVE: What's blue and smells like red paint?
MONOLITH: Blue paint....
DAVE: Holy cow! It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
MONOLITH: Losing a wife can be tough.
DAVE: Some may say impossible.
DAVE: "Sorry Sir, but we don't serve time travelers here" said the bartender.
MONOLITH: What?
DAVE: So a time traveler walks into a bar.....
DAVE: I can't remember what the soft tissue found between sharks teeth is called.
MONOLITH: A slow swimmer?
DAVE: I've postponed my job interview with Apple until the end of summer.
MONOLITH: Why?
DAVE: Imagine working in an office without windows on a hot summers day!
- Michelle SDelicious pizza and garlic bread, highly recommended!
- James TOne of the tastiest wood fired pizzas we have eaten. True local hidden gem in Portree Skye.
ChristianWe didn't know where to eat while staying in Portree, pizza is always fine right? That pizza was awesome! Fresh ingredients and a guy who loves his job! It was absolutely delicious! I would give 6/5.
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Fri: | 12:00 – 8:00 pm |
Sat: | 12:00 – 8:00 pm |
Sun: | Closed |