2 Days until winter closure....
MONOLITH: Oi Dave, what time is it?
DAVE: two thirty.
MONOLITH: Then go to the dentist and stop speaking like a child.
3 Days till closing for winter...
DAVE: So why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?
MONOLITH: Well if they fell forwards they'd still be on the boat.
4 Days until winter closure...
DAVE: Today I learnt that context is everything because "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" don't always mean the same thing.
MONOLITH: So where were you when you figured this out?
DAVE: A funeral....
Closing in 5 days.
DAVE: Where would you find a cow with no legs?
MONOLITH: Dunno?
DAVE: Pretty much where you left it.
Closing for winter in 6 days.
DAVE: What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of salad?
A chicken sees a salad....
Dave's Marriage Guidance Tips #22.
For Christmas or a Birthday gift buy your partner a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
MONOLITH: I saw that your buddy, The Tin Man was caught in the middle of his heist by a policeman on a road roller!
DAVE: Yeah, silly sod was foiled again.
DAVE: Charles Dickens, lovely chap, great writer but a terrible cook.
MONOLITH: What was wrong with his cooking?
DAVE: Ugh, he was obsessed with only one seasoning, his spice rack had only the best of thymes and the worst of thymes!
MONOLITH: Hey Dave, want a sandwich?
DAVE: Yes please, make me one with everything.
MONOLITH: What, are you a Buddhist now?
- James TOne of the tastiest wood fired pizzas we have eaten. True local hidden gem in Portree Skye.
- angela KDuring our holiday every restaurant in Portree was fully booked due to Eat out to help out/ COVID and we thought our evening had been ruined. We ended up searching for alternative options which is how we came across this pizza truck. We ended up paying a fraction of the cost of a meal out and we were full and really satisfied. Yummy pizza!
- Robyn xGreat pizza and great chat. The pizza is amazing and the garlic bread is just something else. Gutted we missed out on the first 2 days of our trip or we'd have probably been on a pizza diet for 3 days. P.s don't recommend sharing a slice with the dog, you might miss that slice.
