Pizza in the Skye

**PRE-ORDERING IS ESSENTIAL DURING PEAK HOURS**
MONOLITH: Dave, you look exhausted, what have you been up to?
DAVE: I've been catching the fog!
MONOLITH: Any luck?
DAVE: Nah, mist.
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**PREORDERS ARE ESSENTIAL DURING PEAK HOURS**

MONOLITH:Oi Dave, why is there a piece of paper covered in ketchup on the table?
DAVE: That's the shopping list, you said to put ketchup on it.
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**PRE-ORDER IS ESSENTIAL DURING PEAK HOURS**

MONOLITH:Oi Dave, why is there a piece of paper covered in ketchup on the table?
DAVE: That's the shopping list, you said to put ketchup on it.
#cookingwithfire🔥 #woodfiredpizza #handmadeonskye #isleofskye

**PRE-ORDERING IS ESSENTIAL DURING PEAK HOURS**

DAVE: I nearly got hit by some pennies from out of nowhere! Climate change is real folks.
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DAVE: I just found that they're not making yardsticks any longer....
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MONOLITH: Dave, you look delighted.
DAVEv Yeah, someone nicked my torch.
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MONOLITH: Hey Dave, our neighbor passed away last night.
DAVE: Who, Ray?
MONOLITH: Dude, it's not a cause for celebration!
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DAVE: I'm thinking of giving up exposing myself, but I think I'll stick it out for one more year....
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MONOLITH: I've seen your audio book catalogue, it speaks volumes.
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