Pizza in the Skye

Pre-ordering for Fri and Sat suppertime is essential, still no jalapenos and it's cash only please.

DAVE:A guy with bells on his hat just held the door open for me, what a nice jester.
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Pre-ordering for suppertime is advised. Still no jalapenos. Cash only please.
DAVE: So this bear goes into a sandwich bar and says "I'd like a ham .......sandwich please"
Server asks "what's with the pause?"
bear responds "I'm a bear!"
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No Internet or Phone Signal, just turn up in person.

Pre-ordering for suppertime is advised, still no jalapenos and it's cash only please.

DAVE: I've got a new imaginary girlfriend.
MONOLITH:....(shakes head) You could do so much better.
DAVE: Hey, it's tough to....
MONOLITH: I wasn't talking to you.
#cookingwithfire🔥 #woodfiredpizza #handmadeons...

Pre-ordering for suppertime is advised, it's cash only and there's still no jalapenos I'm afraid.


DAVE: I was digging under the patio and found some gold coins!
MONOLITH: Wow, have you told your wife yet?
DAVE: I was going to, but I then remembered why I was digging under the patio in the first...

Opening at 4pm today. Pre-ordering for suppertime is essential on a weekend. Still no jalapenos and it's cash only.

Pre-ordering for suppertime is advised and it's cash only please.

DAVE: I think my dog used to live with a locksmith.
MONOLITH: What makes you say that?
DAVE: Turn my back for two seconds and he makes a bolt for the door!
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Pre-ordering for suppertime is advised, cash only please.

DAVE: I'm off to the pub to listen to the new local band called 'duvet'
MONOLITH: What type of music do they play?
DAVE: They're a cover band.
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Pre-ordering for suppertime is advised, still no jalapenos and it's cash only please.

MONOLITH: Dave, why are you boycotting the new library?
DAVE: It only has two stories, how is that a library?
#cookingwithfire🔥 #woodfiredpizza #handmadeonskye #isleofskye