Pizza in the skye

DAVE: The math teacher told me that I was average today.
MONOLITH: That's mean....
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MONOLITH: Dave, why are you hiding behind a curtain peering at a tree with binoculars?
DAVE: That tree looks shady to me.
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MONOLITH: Dave, why are you starting at that piece of paper so intently?
DAVE: It's a rejection letter from the Origami University, I just don't know what to make of it.
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MONOLITH: Dave, we have ants! why are you building them a small house, we need to clear them out!
DAVE: We only have 8 ants, we need two more 'cos we get a government grant if we have tenants.
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MONOLITH: Hey Dave, I thought you were looking after your nephew, where is he?
DAVE: I stuck him in the BBQ.
MONOLITH: What! You can't do that!
DAVE: He needed a haircut and the barber was busy so I left him in the queue....
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DAVE: So what's E.T short for?
MONOLITH: I don't think he has a choice, have you seen the size of his legs?

MONOLITH: Hey Dave, fancy a croissant?
DAVE: No thanks, I'd prefer a happy auncle.

MONOLITH: Ooh Dave, you've got the new games console!
DAVE: Yeah, I got it for my little sister.
MONOLITH: Seems like a fair trade.

MONOLITH: So why did you break up with your girlfriend?
DAVE: She's a tennis coach, love means nothing to her.