Pizza in the Skye

MONOLITH: So you two broke up, what happened?
DAVE: She told me I'm too logical and I don't pay enough attention to my emotions.
MONOLITH: and you replied.....
DAVE: I told her that correlation is not causation of course.

Pre-ordering in advance by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by.

Pre-ordering in advance by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by.

MONOLITH v Dave, why did you stop those peanuts from going down that dark alleyway?
DAVE: I thought one of them might be assaulted.

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MONOLITH: Seriously!, another black eye?
DAVE: Yeah, I said to the girlfriend "You look amazing!, It's incredible!did you change your hairstyle?"
MONOLITH: How is that bad?, what did she say?
DAVE She said "I'm over here...."

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MONOLITH: Another black eye?
DAVE: yeah, I was enjoying a glass of beer with the girlfriend and said "have I told you how much I respect, value and love you?"
MONOLITH: Sounds nice, but why the black eye?
DAVE: Well, she said "aww,...

Open as usual from 3pm

Pre-ordering in advance by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by and card payments now accepted.

Dave's Dictionary.
Hospitality, is making guests feel like they're at home, even though you wish they were.

Open as usual.

Dave's Dictionary Definitions. Mixed Emotions = seeing the mother in law reverse off the edge of a cliff in your new car.
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