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MONOLITH: Dave, you're late!
DAVE: Yeah, I had to stop and pick up a hitch hiker.
DAVE: Well the days of leaving hitch hikers you've hit are long gone with today's forensics.

MONOLITH: Is that your new girlfriend Dave, doesn't she work at the Zoo?
MONOLITH: Ooh, she's lovely, she may just be a keeper.

*Closed* for today, too windy. (The English in me claims "it's the wrong type of wind"....)

MONOLITH: Hey Dave, why do you have 7 fridges in your kitchen?
DAVE: That'll be my new fridge magnet that I bought online....

MONOLITH: Mornin' Dave, how's your Monday so far?
DAVE: ugh, my ex misses me.
MONOLITH: Don't worry dude, her aim will improve.

MONOLITH: Hey Dave, you're dating twins, how do you tell them apart?
DAVE: Oh that's easy, Tracy wears pink nail polish and Trevor has a beard.


4 weeks ago
During our holiday every restaurant in Portree was fully booked due to Eat out to help out/ COVID and we thought our evening had been ruined. We ended up searching for alternative options which is how we came across this pizza truck. We ended up paying a fraction of the cost of a meal out and we were full and really satisfied. Yummy pizza!
- angela K
a week ago
One of the tastiest wood fired pizzas we have eaten. True local hidden gem in Portree Skye.
- James T
a week ago
I’d been craving pizza for a while now.. and this spot was recommended by some locals of Skye. This guy is the pizza making master.. so freakin’ good O_O

Wood Fired Pizza

Wood Fired Pizza

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Howdens car park
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Mon:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Tue:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Wed:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Thu:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Fri:12:00 – 8:00 pm
Sat:12:00 – 8:00 pm
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