Pizza in the Skye

Pre-ordering by text (average of ten min response time, if I haven't responded then I didn't get the text) is essential for suppertime otherwise just swing by and it's cash only btw.
MONOLITH: it's impressive that you managed to sell the Monet painting that the cat scratched.
DAVE: I might have m...

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Pre-ordering by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by and it's cash only please.
DAVE: Why is 'dark' not spelled with a 'c'?
MONOLITH: Don't be silly, you can't see in the dark.
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Pre-ordering by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by and it's cash only please.
DAVE: I've figured out why aliens only ever fly past and never stay.
MONOLITH: Oh yeah, why?
DAVE: We're only a one star planet....
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Pre-ordering by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by and it's cash only please.
Dave's Relationship Tips #23
Having trouble getting over an ex?....just stick it in 4 wheel drive.
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Closed on Saturday 14th May

Pre-ordering by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by and it's cash only please.
DAVE: The problem with political jokes is that sometimes they get elected.

MONOLITH: I see you bought some new shoes with velcro.
DAVE: Yeah, I thought 'why knot?
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DAVE: Check out my new pen, it writes underwater!
MONOLITH: Impressive
DAVE: That's nothing, It can write other words too....
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