MONOLITH: Dave, you're late!
DAVE: Yeah, I had to stop and pick up a hitch hiker.
MONOLITH: Had to?
DAVE: Well the days of leaving hitch hikers you've hit are long gone with today's forensics.
MONOLITH: Is that your new girlfriend Dave, doesn't she work at the Zoo?
DAVE: Yep
MONOLITH: Ooh, she's lovely, she may just be a keeper.
**Open** Usual hours, usual product and usual bad jokes.
*Closed* for today, too windy. (The English in me claims "it's the wrong type of wind"....)
MONOLITH: Hey Dave, why do you have 7 fridges in your kitchen?
DAVE: That'll be my new fridge magnet that I bought online....
MONOLITH: Mornin' Dave, how's your Monday so far?
DAVE: ugh, my ex misses me.
MONOLITH: Don't worry dude, her aim will improve.
MONOLITH: Hey Dave, you're alarm is going off!
DAVE: Then put it back in the fridge!
Hours were updated.
MONOLITH: Hey Dave, you're dating twins, how do you tell them apart?
DAVE: Oh that's easy, Tracy wears pink nail polish and Trevor has a beard.
- angela KDuring our holiday every restaurant in Portree was fully booked due to Eat out to help out/ COVID and we thought our evening had been ruined. We ended up searching for alternative options which is how we came across this pizza truck. We ended up paying a fraction of the cost of a meal out and we were full and really satisfied. Yummy pizza!
- James TOne of the tastiest wood fired pizzas we have eaten. True local hidden gem in Portree Skye.
zip84121I’d been craving pizza for a while now.. and this spot was recommended by some locals of Skye. This guy is the pizza making master.. so freakin’ good O_O
| Mon: | 12:00 – 7:00 pm |
|---|---|
| Tue: | 12:00 – 7:00 pm |
| Wed: | 12:00 – 7:00 pm |
| Thu: | 12:00 – 7:00 pm |
| Fri: | 12:00 – 8:00 pm |
| Sat: | 12:00 – 8:00 pm |
| Sun: | Closed |