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Pizza in the Skye

Pizza Take Away, Portree, call follow the instructions on the answerphone please.
Opening at 12:00 tomorrow
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MONOLITH: So you two broke up, what happened?
DAVE: She told me I'm too logical and I don't pay enough attention to my emotions.
MONOLITH: and you replied.....
DAVE: I told her that correlation is not causation of course.

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Pre-ordering in advance by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by.

Pre-ordering in advance by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by.

MONOLITH v Dave, why did you stop those peanuts from going down that dark alleyway?
DAVE: I thought one of them might be assaulted.

Pre-ordering in advance for suppertime is advised otherwise just swing by.
MONOLITH: Seriously!, another black eye?
DAVE: Yeah, I said to the girlfriend "You look amazing!, It's incredible!did you change your hairstyle?"
MONOLITH: How is that bad?, what did she say?
DAVE She said "I'm over here...."

Pre-ordering for suppertime is advisable otherwise just swing by.
MONOLITH: Another black eye?
DAVE: yeah, I was enjoying a glass of beer with the girlfriend and said "have I told you how much I respect, value and love you?"
MONOLITH: Sounds nice, but why the black eye?
DAVE: Well, she said "aww,...

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Pre-ordering in advance by text is advisable for suppertime otherwise just swing by and card payments now accepted.

Dave's Dictionary.
Hospitality, is making guests feel like they're at home, even though you wish they were.

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Dave's Dictionary Definitions. Mixed Emotions = seeing the mother in law reverse off the edge of a cliff in your new car.
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2 months ago
Really great pizza and super nice owner! Ordering process is super easy with being able to text your order in and schedule pick-up time. This was our favorite veg option for take away during our time in Isle of Skye.
- Morgan T
a week ago
The best pizza in Scotland! Very delicious, affordable, and the taste is very Italian! Nice location, very helpful owner 😃 it's a must if you visit Isle of Skye!
- Agata D
2 months ago
Ordering by text was easy. When I arrived at the parking lot where the pizza van was located, it was just a few minutes until it was ready. A nice visit with the chef while he worked and I waited. Reasonable price. We ate in our car in a nearby parking lot. Great pizza! Great cheesy garlic bread. I recommend this pizza and its maker. There are no leftovers! No crush of (other) tourists. Wonderful pizza, freshly made. No photo because we ate too quickly!
- Denneen P

The only Wood Fired Oven in Portree

Build your own pizza starting with the homemade dough, add your choice of toppings and it will be cooked with fire in the only Wood Fired Oven in Portree, Isle of Skye

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  • 07814 872421


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Skye Camanachd Social Club
IV51 9EG

Opening Hours

Tue:12:00 – 7:30 pm
Wed:12:00 – 7:30 pm
Thu:12:00 – 7:30 pm
Fri:12:00 – 8:00 pm
Sat:12:00 – 8:00 pm
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