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DAVE: The math teacher told me that I was average today.
MONOLITH: That's mean....
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MONOLITH: Dave, why are you hiding behind a curtain peering at a tree with binoculars?
DAVE: That tree looks shady to me.
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MONOLITH: Dave, why are you starting at that piece of paper so intently?
DAVE: It's a rejection letter from the Origami University, I just don't know what to make of it.
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MONOLITH: Dave, we have ants! why are you building them a small house, we need to clear them out!
DAVE: We only have 8 ants, we need two more 'cos we get a government grant if we have tenants.
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MONOLITH: Hey Dave, I thought you were looking after your nephew, where is he?
DAVE: I stuck him in the BBQ.
MONOLITH: What! You can't do that!
DAVE: He needed a haircut and the barber was busy so I left him in the queue....
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DAVE: So what's E.T short for?
MONOLITH: I don't think he has a choice, have you seen the size of his legs?

MONOLITH: Ooh Dave, you've got the new games console!
DAVE: Yeah, I got it for my little sister.
MONOLITH: Seems like a fair trade.

MONOLITH: So why did you break up with your girlfriend?
DAVE: She's a tennis coach, love means nothing to her.


Testimonials

2 weeks ago
Authentic pizza with mouth watering taste. Good options for Vegetarians. The guys runs his food Van and no seating available but you can park your car just next to food truck and enjoy the hot yummy pizza. Parking is free 😀
- Shilpa A
a month ago
MADE WITH PASSION. Fantastic service, amazing taste must be you first place to visit in this little town. would give ten stars if possible ! Also the owner is super kind and cool. You won't regret .
- Megixop L
2 weeks ago
One of the best pizzas I've ever had without a doubt and even give us a treat for dog too. If your in this area its a must for lunch 100%
- Scott R

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Wood Fired Pizza

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Howdens car park
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IV519HF
United Kingdom

Opening Hours

Mon:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Tue:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Wed:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Thu:12:00 – 7:00 pm
Fri:12:00 – 8:00 pm
Sat:12:00 – 8:00 pm
Sun:Closed
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